Reviewing the American Association for Justice's schedule for its summer convention in San Francisco, we see a brace of proposed litigation groups, those AAJ mutual aid societies for lawyers wanting to learn the tricks of product liability and class action trade. So might these new targets be?

• Fleet Phospho-Soda Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Chinese Drywall Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Denture Cream Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Durom Cup Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Bankruptcy Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Outbreak of Disease Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Hydroxycut Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Reglan Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Cable Set-Top Box Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting
• Yaz/Yasmin Litigation Group (Proposed) Meeting

Chinese drywall and bankruptcy are obvious enough choices, and others are familiar from lawyers' web ads. But there's always something new. Cable set-top boxes. Denture cream. Huh. Guess there's some fan of The Lawrence Welk Show just waiting to cash in.