June 17, 2005

You have to file those claims.

You've got to sue those stiffs.

You have to shift the blame,

With no ands or buts or ifs.

And if you're bright and plucky

You will turn your case around.

That's what the law's about.

-- From a parody by lawyer/humorist Madeleine Begun Kane (whole thing)(via Have Opinion, Will Travel).